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Two Steps to a Bikini-Ready Body

1. Look in the mirror and say “Bitch, I’m fabulous.”

2. Don bikini.

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My Requests:

A foot rub, a back rub, a Toblerone, a joint, a hug.

ilovecharts:

ahhh, the Pyramids of Fashion…A Map of the Open Country of a Woman’s Heart - DW Kellogg c.1833-1842
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ilovecharts:

ahhh, the Pyramids of Fashion…
A Map of the Open Country of a Woman’s Heart
- DW Kellogg c.1833-1842

thefluffingtonpost:

Experts: Cats Do Not Make Good Dinner Party Guests
According to experts at the Miss Digsby School of Animal Etiquette in Canton, OH, cats are generally not thought to be good dinner party guests.  ”Our research shows us that cats are 230% more likely than dogs, and 1200% more likely than people, to make egregious errors in following proper social mores while at the dinner table,” said feline civility expert Thaddeus Lemon.  
Among the leading mistakes cats are likely to make are batting their food around, leaving their paws on the table and falling asleep in the gravy.
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thefluffingtonpost:

Experts: Cats Do Not Make Good Dinner Party Guests

According to experts at the Miss Digsby School of Animal Etiquette in Canton, OH, cats are generally not thought to be good dinner party guests.  ”Our research shows us that cats are 230% more likely than dogs, and 1200% more likely than people, to make egregious errors in following proper social mores while at the dinner table,” said feline civility expert Thaddeus Lemon.  

Among the leading mistakes cats are likely to make are batting their food around, leaving their paws on the table and falling asleep in the gravy.

Via Narith5

theatlantic:

The Invisible Borders That Define American Culture

One of the clearest regional differences in the U.S. can found by tracking the words people use to refer to soft drinks, which is in fact the map you saw at the top of this story. Pop or soda, or even Coke, these small linguistic differences are not as small as we might think. While “soda” commands the Northeast and West Coast (green) and “pop” is in between (black), “Coke” reigns in the south (turquoise). These small distinctions can often act as touchstones for larger cultural differences.
Read more. [Image: Samuel Arbesman]

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theatlantic:

The Invisible Borders That Define American Culture

One of the clearest regional differences in the U.S. can found by tracking the words people use to refer to soft drinks, which is in fact the map you saw at the top of this story. Pop or soda, or even Coke, these small linguistic differences are not as small as we might think. While “soda” commands the Northeast and West Coast (green) and “pop” is in between (black), “Coke” reigns in the south (turquoise). These small distinctions can often act as touchstones for larger cultural differences.

Read more. [Image: Samuel Arbesman]

(via npr)

freddiekrueger:

elegantbuffalo:

Skagen is the northernmost point of Denmark, where the Baltic and North Seas meet. The two opposing tides in this place can not merge because they have different densities.

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